mahiwagangpuso:

Ang totoong pagmamahal nakakapaghintay.

superglenntot:

Girl: Sino crush mo?

Boy: Ikaw muna, sino crush mo?

Girl: sabay nalang tau!

Boy: sige!

.

Girl: 1,2,3, GO!

Girl: Ikaw!

Boy: (ibang girl)

Girl: Aww! sorry.. :(

Boy: Ok lng yun..

.

Girl: (sana pala iba nalang sinabi ko..)

Boy: (bakit pa ako nagsinungaling.. perehas lang pala tayo) :(

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ang TANGA mo PAKYUUU!!!!

jnelle25:

Status:
English mode sina Boy at Girl:

Boy: Help me, how can i tell a girl that i love her?
Girl: Ok, let’s practice it. I’m going to pretend that i’m your crush then tell me i love you.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you too, now go and tell her.
Boy: I just did. :)

— ang cheesy !! :”>

ohsosweetlove:

Dear Parents.

idontgiveashh:

Gusto ko din ng Hot Fudge.

Gusto ko din ng McChicken Sandwich

Samahan mo na din ng 1-pc Chicken McDo w/ Spag

Yun lang naman gusto ko. So Girlfriend mo na ba ako? 

wearyoursmilebig:

throwsomeglitt3r:

crystalized-tigers:

makeawishbaby:

If you don’t reblog this you will be raped by the nearest old man who has been watching you for years. One girl didn’t and this is the outcome.

SORRY TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS, BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO RISK IT! 

OK I CANT RISK SOMETHING LIKE THAT

fuck!

fml.

thisisnotacoolurl:

nothinginthisworld-25:

itsmelaureeeen:

palesymphony:

Minsan, mas gusto ko pa kapag nagsesermon ang teacher. Kasi, nauubos ang time :))

theskullcandiii:

zebry:

to be your last. ;)